How are we all on this wonderful evening? Just wondering what is the best or funniest excuse you have had when you’re about to arrest someone. – ٩(●̮̃•)۶ AP

How are we all on this wonderful evening? Just wondering what is the best or funniest excuse you have had when you’re about to arrest someone. – ٩(●̮̃•)۶ AP

13 thoughts on “How are we all on this wonderful evening? Just wondering what is the best or funniest excuse you have had when you’re about to arrest someone. – ٩(●̮̃•)۶ AP”

  1. Funniest recent thing was me and a mate and a drunk and disorderly man, who only had 1 leg and was walking with crutches, when you work with people you get to know their body language and routines, this 1 legged bloke was being abusive and wouldn’t leave (he was racially abusing my mate) so I could see he was going to get nicked, if only for his own safety, what was funny was when my mate started telling him he is under arrest, knowing his routine I knew the cuffs were coming next…….. I had already thought this out, handcuff him, he can’t use his crutches and will fall over……. He didn’t handcuff him, but he came close before he realised it would make him topple, and we ended up holding an arm each to stop the crutches being waved about until transport arrived….maybe I should have let him cuff him

  2. From the drunk friend of a drunk in charge; “you can’t arrest him, he didn’t drive. I drove here then we swapped seats. He only started the engine to put the car in the space better but you got here before he moved it.” Two in custody…

  3. Checked the neds personal details for a minor crime. Check done.
    “You have a warrant and now under arrest”.
    “FUCK! That was ma mates details I gave you cos I thought I had a warrant!”
    Checked his real details. All clear.
    “You’re now under arrest for attempt to pervert”.

    Even he was laughing 🙂

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